[04/15/25 00:09:32] naka was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:13 towards level 44.
[04/14/25 20:50:48] naka [181/334] has challenged IdleRPG [213/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to naka's clock.
[04/14/25 15:14:57] naka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:59 from level 43.
[04/14/25 14:32:44] kenneth learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:50 towards level 44.
[04/14/25 10:23:14] kenneth [19/370] has challenged IdleRPG [309/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:51:08 is added to kenneth's clock.
[04/14/25 02:17:07] kenneth found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:04 towards level 43.
[04/12/25 11:23:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried kenneth 0 days, 12:42:23 toward level 43.
[04/12/25 07:00:24] naka's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! naka's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/25 19:27:13] kenneth [360/370] has challenged naka [272/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from kenneth's clock.
[04/11/25 08:11:26] kenneth ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:26 from level 42.
[04/11/25 01:42:00] naka [24/331] has challenged kenneth [329/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to naka's clock.
[04/09/25 13:29:12] kenneth bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:49 from level 42.
[04/08/25 19:24:25] kenneth ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:30 from level 42.
[04/08/25 17:59:24] kenneth became an IRC Op! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:50 towards level 42.
[04/08/25 05:44:51] kenneth [24/370] has challenged IdleRPG [49/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to kenneth's clock.